Invaded!! Violated!!

My girl and I were sitting in her room chilling on it talking about any and everything. When I say everything I mean EVERYTHING and getting blowed of course early in the morning before having to deal with Discount Tires and what may be wrong with the tire on my car. We are chatting it up, TeeeHeee'in havin a good ol' time and then we hear him clearing his throat, as we get quiet he has the nerve to say he didn't hear any plans. I wanted to so bad go in there and rip his throat out. My heart dropped and I immediately got angry. The funny thing is we of course felt the same thing so I guess it wasn't funny but it was, we both felt violated. How dare you come in the apt and not say anything, you assumed we heard you, you assuming bastard. You should have said something, the question is how long have you been there and like Melissa said, the only reason we are sure you cleared your throat is because you felt guilting about sitting there and listening. Oh I could have ripped his throat out, slapped him, threw his throat on the floor, picked it up and slapped him again. I know violence wouldn't have gotten anywhere but it would have made me feel better and I felt just that violated.
She called him once we got to Discount Tires, after we settled down and could come up with words. She told him he had not right and should have said something. Then he comes back with some lame excuse/story, I thought ya'll heard me. Muthaflipper if we heard you we would have acknowledged your ass.

So long I've been trying to hold my tongue with him but as life goes on I see more and more that I'm coming very close to calling him everything but the child of god.
He tried to call me one day when she was out of town thinking I was going to be on his side and bash her and all this other business. I had to let him know, I don't know who you think I am but I'm not that kind of friend. You are going to have to move around with that right there. Of course I had to let her know and read the texts he sent. Then when she confronted him he tried to say he didn't but when she spit back the texts to him he didn't know how to act. RIGHT!! I'm not your friend, I'm hers and I have my stuff together, you get it together and get the hell on!!!

You would think a 40something year old man would act his age but I guess I am asking for too much, actually I know I am asking for too much.